{"id":183,"date":"2017-11-28T14:30:45","date_gmt":"2017-11-28T14:30:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/?p=183"},"modified":"2017-11-27T22:21:41","modified_gmt":"2017-11-27T22:21:41","slug":"an-important-message-to-all-campers-out-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/an-important-message-to-all-campers-out-there\/","title":{"rendered":"An important message to all campers out there…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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  1. Spawn in on your side of the map.<\/li>\n
  2. Move to an advanced position.<\/li>\n
  3. Lay your gun in an expected enemy onslaugh direction.<\/li>\n
  4. Wait for it… wait for it… Not there yet…<\/li>\n
  5. Spot the enemy.<\/li>\n
  6. Aim at it…<\/li>\n
  7. And shoot’n’frag!<\/strong><\/li>\n
  8. Repeat everything from #2 all over again and from #1 if you die.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    Ah.. yes, the 8 stages of camping. How adorable. And how much we hate it. It was thinking about it that Machinae Supremacy<\/em> wrote a perfectly fitting song for those of you who love your VW Type 2s and tents.<\/p>\n

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    Enjoy!<\/p>\n

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    Deep down, we all loathe camping. So why do it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":184,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_et_pb_use_builder":"on","_et_pb_old_content":"","_et_gb_content_width":""},"categories":[10],"tags":[19],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=183"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2367,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/183\/revisions\/2367"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=183"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=183"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/triplestrata.com\/TRIGGER\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=183"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}